Verse 1
What time is it? Already time to get up?
Can I snooze a bit? Is the baby sitting up?
Check the monitor
Good, he's still lying down
Check my phone notifications
Is it upside down?
No news breaking, need some help waking
Need those Blue Bottle beans chock full of caffeine
Did I hear the kid stirring? OK I'm up, gotta rush
Chugging a quick cup while I make the baby's lunch
How many microchores can I do before my time is up?
Verse 2
New pair of jeans or the same as yesterday?
Blue t-shirt, green, red, black, or grey?
Should I go with this or should I go with that?
In fact, time to go into the room and get the baby up fast
Did he get enough sleep?
Is he in a good mood?
Is he gonna want to eat?
Did I defrost the food?
What kind of negotiation am I in for today?
To get him ready and convince him he wants to go to school
I think I got the power but he does and I'm the fool
Verse 3
Dropped him off and I'm back
Time to work and sign on Slack
Can I squeeze some time off for myself and work on a track?
Where did I leave off and does the beat got it going on?
Maybe I should kill the beat and make an acappella song
How long have I been working? Is it lunch yet?
Is 11:30 too early? Bet no one cares if I jet
I should eat leftovers but I want that Mexican
My OCD brain says clean the fridge again
I'm saving cravings for tacos, maybe tomorrow
Verse 4
Is it time to sign off? Is it getting dark? Is it night?
Do I need to make dinner? Did I pre-soak the rice?
Is he having what we're having or should I make another meal?
Didn't plan so he'll just have to eat our food and deal
Whose turn is it to put him to bed? It's mine, so I take him
Is he asleep or awake? Can I sneak like Snake? Get out?
Work on that track? Why doesn't it sound right?
Maybe I need to sleep on it to make those rhymes tight
Did I make enough progress to call it a night?