Verse 1
He got the blue eyebrows
He got the blue hair too
His mom says he's the handsomest guy in school
He got the thick red glasses floating over his ears
He looks like Paul from The Wonder Years
Not too many friends but besties with Bart Simpson
Though their friendship isn't one for great distinction
They share a love for pranks, comics, and Krusty
They claim they're best friends for geographic proximity
In reality, the relation's symbiotic
Egging on Bart for pranks idiotic
A pal to make fun of and joke on is rad
Milhouse gets clout for being close to bad
We all just want to be cool to our peers (uncool)
He's allergic to dairy, wheat, and his own tears
Something about him with his charm so unique
Milhouse Van Houten, raise your glasses to that geek
Chorus
Hey, we're all a little Milhouse
Hanging with the cool kids, acting like a bawse
Dare to impress, his mom said he's cool
Frontin' at school but in the end he's the fool
Hey, we're all a little Milhouse
Hanging with the cool kids, acting like a bawse
Dare to impress, his mom said he's cool
Frontin' at school but in the end he's the fool
Verse 2
One time his parents were lost at sea
Coast Guard came to say they were likely deceased
He thought they were dead and it affected his head
So in shock he had no tears to shed
His new stoicness made all the girls gush
Even made Lisa Simpson smitten, life long crush
So depressed but so popular
I guess it’s true: be careful what you wish for
To summarize, he found his mom and dad alive
Reset to basic nerd to the girls and the guys
His love for the Simpsons may be more than he thought
Still chasing Lisa; first kiss with Homer; thinks Marge is hot
Even dressed in her clothes, dared Bart to do the same
His foot in his mouth and Homer thinks he's lame
For now he'll struggle to be cool to his friends
We all know eventually the House always wins
Chorus
Hey, we're all a little Milhouse
Hanging with the cool kids, acting like a bawse
Dare to impress, his mom said he's cool
Frontin' at school but in the end he's the fool
Hey, we're all a little Milhouse
Hanging with the cool kids, acting like a bawse
Dare to impress, his mom said he's cool
Frontin' at school but in the end he's the fool